Warning! Beware to all who dare to swim in these waters!
A sewage line has broken, and the entire creek is contaminated - and may have been for the last month. Swimming in the area may lead to severe sickness, growing of new appendages, or worst of all - Chesapeake Bay disease
ooooooooops..... if anything happens to me, this might be an explanation - but how could I pass when the water is the perfect temperature and the jellyfish have yet to come?