Road Rage in Charm City

Coming home from downtown Baltimore today at 5pm, I drove exactly 300 yards in 48 minutes. That's a little over 2 football fields. Not even a lap around a track. A distance I can cover on all fours in less than 5 minutes. And yet, as I sat through an endless cycle of green - yellow - red, my car did not move anything more than mere inches. One at a time. u n b e l i e v a b l e

And the worst part is, I have to do it again tomorrow