A yogi walks up to a hotdog stand and says "make me one with everything" (you're supposed to laugh after that part; ok next part of the joke)
So the hotdog vendor makes the yoga a hotdog with catsup, mustard, relish, onions, cheese, chili - the works
The yogi pulls out a $20 bill from his pocket and hands it to the vendor
"Thanks" the vendor says
"Hey, what about my change?"
"Change comes from within"
I know, it's not that funny, but sometimes yoga jokes between postures are what it takes to get through class
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